- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

the sky is green no it is not

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Knock Knock.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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