- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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