- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

an american walks out of a strip club.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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