wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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4 hours later.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Anti Joke

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