- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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