- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

I will create more jobs for americans

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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