Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Error 37.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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