- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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