Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Who wants water? I do.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Donald Trump

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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