- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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