- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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