- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Whats 1+1? window!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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