- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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