how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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