- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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