- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Who wants water? I do.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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