- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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