wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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school homewrok

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Ehh

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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