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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's up? Your time.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A baby seal walks into a club.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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