- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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