- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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