- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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