Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Do the roar!

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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