How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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