In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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j.p. is dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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