How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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