- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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