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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

angelo snyder is not ga

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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