Rebecca Black's career.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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A jew enters a mall.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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I C U P White stuff

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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