- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

12345678910111213141516171819whatcomesnext

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??