- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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how much fish could a chicken

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Get up Look in the mirror

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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