- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

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