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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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