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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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