Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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how much fish could a chicken

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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