- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

hey guys im gay

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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