- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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