- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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