A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

My spelling is horrible

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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