Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Justin Bieber.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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