- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Anti Jokes = Drained

homosexual rights to marriage

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A woman walks into a bar.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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