Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Justin Bieber.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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