What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Women's Rights..

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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