What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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