Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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