- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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