- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

hers a joke... japanese people

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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