- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Jimmy Saville

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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