- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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