- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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