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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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