What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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