Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A man goes to the potty.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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