- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What did the man say to his doctor?

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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