- Anti Joke

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Seriosly. too much sex again?

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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