- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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