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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Blacks

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

child labor

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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