- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Turkey Balls

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

A car walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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