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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A baby seal walks into a club.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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