How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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