- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Your mom went to college

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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