- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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