Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's half of 8? o

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

If you're happy and you know it get a life

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Sarah Palin.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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