- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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