- Anti Joke

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.