- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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