- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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