The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Dakota Fanning

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Donald Trump

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Who wants water? I do.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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