Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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