A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What is the difference?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

kennah campion when she talks

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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