- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

hey hey apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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