- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Barack Obama

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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