- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

united we sit, cause we're fat

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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