- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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