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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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