- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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