Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

why girl die cancer

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Cliterus

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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