Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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