- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Women's Rights..

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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