Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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