why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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rocky is here again.......................

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

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