- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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