What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Do the roar!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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