- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

a black man walks out of popeyes

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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