- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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