- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Matthew Wyckoff

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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