Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Blacks

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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child labor

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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