- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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