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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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