A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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