- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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