- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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