- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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