A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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