- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Dumbledore dies.

Your Mom The End.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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