What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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The american education system.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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