What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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