Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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