My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

12 in general

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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