Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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how man

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Anti Joke

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