Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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