What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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