Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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were at work systems r down

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black people

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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