Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

salad days!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Boner

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Obama = ebola

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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