- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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