- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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