Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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