- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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