why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A praying mantis is very graceful

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

FUCK YOU

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Anti Joke

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