- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

b

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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