- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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