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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

pull my finger (farts)

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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