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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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