When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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