- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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