Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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