why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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