- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Chicken

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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