- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Yo Momma So Fat!

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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