why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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