Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Dwight Howard

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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