An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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