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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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