Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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