What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Anti Joke

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