- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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