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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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