- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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