The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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