- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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