How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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