you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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12 in general

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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all these jokes are horrible now

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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