- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Your so gay, that you like men!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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