what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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