- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's one plus one? two.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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