- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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