Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

I wrote a funny joke.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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