Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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