why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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