Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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lewis=cardiac

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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