- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A guy at a baseball game....

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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