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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

- Helen Keller

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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