Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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No soup for you!

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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