i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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