Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Dislike if you are a prostitute

thumb_up thumb_down -3

it was all Tagart

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops