- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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