- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Please ignore this statement.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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