When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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