How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

whats 1 + 1? 2

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

You sick fiend

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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