How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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