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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Fat? Jesse Z

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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