Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

i dont fisish anythi

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